Winner of Best Bitch Please Face 2012
Thrandy, baby, what is the point? Who rides all the way to Erebor with their entire army only to be like, “Hold up, guys, me and my elk of glory are so over this shit. Anybody wanna get Denny’s?”
I mean, for real, bro. Did you get lost on your morning elk-jog? Were you expecting the underground club to be bumping? Did you come to the abrupt conclusion that helping the dwarves was sooooo two ages ago? Is an off-screen elf yelling, “Sir, there is a rider here from the school; your son will not stop yelling that you have taken the army to Erebor, though everyone has informed him repeatedly that they are aware of that fact?” I just don’t understand.